A bible-thumping preacher was really getting it going one Sunday, and in the heat of the Gospel, an attractive lady leaned out of the balcony a little too far, and fell over the railing.
As she passed the chandelier on the way down, the hem of her dress caught on part of the fixture, and she hung there with her dress pulled clear over her hips for everyone's viewing pleasure!
The preacher, a sensitive sort, cried out, "Any man who dares to look shall be struck blind!"
An old fellow in the front row nudged his friend and said, "I'm gonna chance it. This left eye ain't worth a damn, anyway!"